March 2012
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Why does my hair always looks better when I’m at home alone than when I’m at school?
100percenthipster:
tinderheartsandpaperbodies:
best thing i’ve seen all week.
oh my goodness. He is my hero.
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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I’m actually shivering right now omg whyyy
Like all over my body. I have goosebumps and I feel like my muscles are like spasming this is ridiculous
what is wrong with me
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crabby-cakess:
I hope Rick Santorum pulls up to the wrong side of the gas pump at a busy station and has to execute an awkward 6-point turn while angry customers curse him.
inothernews:
I hope Rick Santorum runs out of room on his DVR.
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Thoughts on thoughts on thoughts
I want a quirky awesome hipster relationship where we do things like watch Curb Your Enthusiasm while we drink herbal tea, and go looking for records in Willaimsburg together. I want someone who gets at least 60% of my jokes and likes the same music so I never have to feel like a douche cause I said ”Well I don’t think you’ve heard of them…” And could it please, for...
The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via newwavefeminism)
My Intel Behavorial Analysis study is going to be on gender and obviously it will be more specific than that. But all I’ve got now it what makes women less likely to be public speakers than man, and that’s not all that interesting. So...
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Karl: If you shave a tiger's head...
Ricky: ...you've gotta treat that sentence with a lot more reverence than you did, think what you're saying, if you shave a tiger's head.
Karl: Not just it's head, it's whole body.
Ricky: Oh, sorry, I thought you were, I thought you were getting weird, go on, if you shave a tiger, yeah go on.
February 2012
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